Elliott "Kip" Kipper
I make beautiful iOS apps that are sure to delight young children and very, very slow adults. I'm proficient in Swift, Objective-C, Core Data, Realm, and lots of other cool words.
When I misbehave or forget to make my bed, I'm forced to work on Android. I'm fine at it.
I designed this.
I made it, too.
This was part of this WordPress template and I think it sounds cool.
I'll help all 7 of my users with whatever they need, if I'm awake.
No one pays me to do that, though.
"Your insolence tries me daily."
"Get back to work Kip."
"You're so worthless."